Torigami

I have a paper-eating cat. I know it's strange but I have this large cat that is (really) half bobcat, and half Egyptian Mau. I don't know how that came to be, but it's what the vet tells me, and since she came to us that route, I think he should know. When she was less than two weeks old, she was mostly eaten by a coyote (the rest of her clutch was eaten), so at two weeks old, the vet put 81 stitches into her striped hide and gave her to us. She's now a huge 25 pound brute of a cat that has excessively large fangs and eats paper. In fact, if you don't give her paper to eat, she will destroy your furniture, steal your wallet, and eat your credit cards. I know there is no point at all to this rant, but it is another little weirdness that pervades my life. When my kid says, "the cat ate my homework," believe her.